Tom Brady lost his jersey from Super Bowl LI and still hasn't found it. Collectors value the jersey at upwards of $500,000, so maybe that's why Brady has agreed to a private autograph signing that seems geared to make him a lot of coin.
But even if you have the dough to get Brady's signature on your chosen piece of memorabilia, don't get the idea a selfie comes along with it.
The "private" part of the private signing means Tom will be in a room alone, not with you.
PHOTO: TOM BRADY