If You're Sick Of The Bar Being Set Too High, Average Life Goals Is Here!

Average Life Goals Is The Funny New Twitter Account About… You Guessed It Average Life Goals..


After a while, life has beaten you down to the point that you have much more modest expectations than you ever thought you would. Instead of hoping for a fairy tale life, you're just hoping for a better shower head and a toaster that works. The Twitter account "Average Life Goals" shares with the world these tempered expectations. Some people may find them funny, but others may think they're so true that they're not even funny.

Take a look and see where you stand.

1. While everyone else is spending $200 dollars on expensive sneakers...

 

2. When everyone on Instagram is talking about beach vacations... 

 

3. Your car game has to be on point... If you made it in life..

 

4. You know you made it in life when you have your own office...

 

5. The latest and greatest phone is a must...

 

6. Got to have an amazing yard to go with the house...

 

7. Its all about the view...

 

8. Getting driven around town...

 

9. Matching gold everything his and hers...

 

10. Only the best computer... Mac all the way...

 

Pretty funny stuff... Tell us what you think about this twitter account, leave your comments below and if you like this post don't forget to share it on social media!

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