Ugh... all this free-will... who's got the time?  Time to Let Go and Let Government! 

Brains in the US are getting hard to come by.  What if you're a zombie?  What then HUH?  HUH!?! 

Classic LOL about the fast way to having giant pumpkins. 

All the horrors the Centennial State has to offer.  

Is your Rapture not moving like it should?  Clogged, Stuck Raptures need Roto Rapture! 

How LITTLE can you do for your halloween decorations?  Also, what's REALLY going to scare some people? 

As is tradition in Colorado around October 1st everyone decorates their Subaru for Halloween.  Yes EVERYONE! 

Happy Halloween!  Stay at the Motel 666.  Any similarity to an actual business is wholy imagined by you. 

Elon finds himself on hard times.  He needs YOUR help to get back on top... won't you please give to his GOFUNDYOURSELF... er. GOFUNDME?